I’m at my aunt’s house, and I went to make a sandwich

Only to find that the meat I wanted to use expired last November. I had already got my toast ready, so I had a mayonnaise Doritos sandwich. Not bad.


  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

minnesota wild goalies (2013-2014 season)


davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing


Hello Beautiful!! I’ve missed you.


Only 120 more miles!!

This is taking forever. But it’ll be worth it once I see everybody.


iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”


I’m one state away.

Got into Missouri at around noon, and we just entered Iowa.